would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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