break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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