yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
