It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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