I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My pussy is not your playground.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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