i think my tv is drunk
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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