happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize
