I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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