I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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