I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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