it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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