found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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