Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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