even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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