i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
