I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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