Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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