Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I deserve this hangover.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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