hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have already put on my inside pants.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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