Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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