Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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