dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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