I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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