i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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