dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The best revenge is premature balding
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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