I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
