So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
How's work?
Spinning.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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