If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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