And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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