My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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