quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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