so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
