So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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