i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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