Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It's official drugs can't kill me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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