it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You took a bar mat shot.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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