But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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