Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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