Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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