5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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