if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
