I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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