I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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