I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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