Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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