So gin and wine won't be happening again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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