people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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