You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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