3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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