I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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