Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
