People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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