about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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