I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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