They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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