yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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