If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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