I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
