upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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