i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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