I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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